There was once an old lady who went to a shop in the US to purchase dog food for her pet dog. When she went over to the counter to pay for the dog food, the cashier refuse to transact, unless the old lady could show proof she did own a dog. (In US, old people usually buys dog/cat foods for themselves, not their pet!). The old lady went off angrily and came back with her dog. The cashier had no choice but to allow such transaction.
The next day, the old lady came back again, trying to buy cat food. Again, the cashier advised her to bring the cat as proof before purchasing anything from her store. The old lady did brought in a cat and successfully transacted the sales.
A week later, the same lady approach the cashier again, this time carrying a bucket. She came near the cashier and asked the cashier to put her hand inside the bucket, assuring that there is no poisonous snakes nor anything that could harm her. Hearing this, the cashier reluctantly put her left hand into the bucket. When she pull her hands out, she let out a scream!
Her hand was covered full in shit!
The old lady said: Child, now that I have brought in my proof, can I buy some toilet rolls please...
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Ha ha ha... I bet it's that old lady's shit in the bucket...
Think again... does that mean the lady haven't clean herself... Arrrggghhhh!!!!!
Anyway, its a damn good joke. You live up my day man! Keep it up!
i wonder how the salesperson knew it was shit by just feeling it?
have you felt the differences between shit, jelly or anything lembik recently?
merry xmas!
Dude, the sales person pulled her hand out of the bucket before screaming...Means she saw it first. Anyway its a joke. No offence. Hehehe
^android. good to note that you are a detailed person. just testing you out.
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