One day, while I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar, a man suddenly came by and knock on my window.
Man: "Encik ah...Tanya sikit ah...itu Chimpeng mana ah..?" ("Mr.... ask a bit ok... where is that Chinpeng...?")
Me : "Hah?"
Man: "Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia chakap sini ada satu Chimpeng...." (Chimpeng, Chimpeng... I already asked the guard... he said there is one Chimpeng here...")
Me : "Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?" ("Sorry man. I don't know... What is that Chimpeng?")
Man: "Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..." (Oh gosh... that Chimpeng is new... I wanna go take money...")
Me : "'Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?" ("I don't know boss. Is that a stall or what? Illegal money lender?")
Man: "Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.." ("Chimpeng is not a stall. You don't know ah? That Chimpeng is like Maypeng, Public Peng, RHB Peng... its a new Peng...")
Adoi...bengap punya apek..buat aku pening je..dia actually cari CIMB Bank! (Oh my god... what a fool... making my head spin... he is actually looking for CIMB Bank!)
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3 comments:
Haha...this name really created a lots of joke.
Before that, me ex-collegues already make joke on it. They call it CIM-B Bank, sound like Indian Bank....
Hurray..CIM-B Bank....hua hua hua hua!!!
haha. u must be laughing your head off when the old man told you the last part.
so how, did you chokeslam him for messing with his head?
Just an old man. Those days many weren't educated like us, so should be excusable.
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