Once, there was a Chinese man who walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said; "You Chinese people bombed our PearlHarbor, get out of here!" The astonished Chinese man replied; "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said; "You sank the Titanic. My forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replied "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replied; "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"
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3 comments:
i like your last two jokes! how do you come up with these?
wahaha.... really a good joke man. Lame enuf...huahuahua!~
Thanks guyz,
If you like them, I'll come up with more. While some jokes came from my family members, I believe we can also get plenty from the internet.
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