Sunday, January 20, 2008

Difference Between India and United States

While visiting India , George Bush was invited to a tea reception with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. " Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr.President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides he'd better put Condoleeza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

how come it's all recycled jokes on your blog? ain't no other stuff? would love to hear some gym tips or 'experiences' since you mention you belong to one.

Anonymous said...

yalo... so mol liu....

mayb coz of he give the answer same as as the US president guah....

Android said...

mxrcg, there is no tips to the gym. Its all about ourselves. If we are determined and have the kind of high spirit plus a well kept discipline, we will hit the bar almost everyday. Coupled with some willingness to learn attitude, especially on those experience guys, we will never go wrong. If we don't have all these, we can literally camp in the gym and waste time. Hope this helps. If it doesn't, then sorry.

Android said...

liangchye2, my blog is called "Waste Bin" not "Fresh Ideas". Hope you understand what this means.

Anonymous said...

'recylce bin' is more suitable a name. haha.

Anonymous said...

ai.... really lap sap!

:P

Anonymous said...

alo liangchye2,

i think calling this blog a lap sap is way out of the line liao. at least we got to respect android for blogging. not many of us can do that.

Anonymous said...

?????

lap sap too far away meh?

i thought lap sap should match with waste bin wat.... no meh?

since when i not respect android wor..... :'(

if 1 not respect then i will not come to post la.... coz he ask me so de ma... i so give face.... waste bin should fill with lap sap then only make it useful...!!!

Anonymous said...

^ that's true that's true. waste bin is for rubbish.

rotfl.

Android said...

haha, dun argue. If you think its lap sap, then let it be. im ok with it. so long as you guys keep reading and comment. YOUR COMMENTS BUILT ME!